{"id":111,"date":"2006-11-20T21:09:08","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T01:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/20\/the-first-word-i-ever-searched-in-1997-was-bionics\/"},"modified":"2006-11-23T03:43:04","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T07:43:04","slug":"the-first-word-i-ever-searched-in-1997-was-bionics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/20\/the-first-word-i-ever-searched-in-1997-was-bionics\/","title":{"rendered":"The first word I ever searched, in 1997, was &#8220;bionics&#8221;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Much as I love the web, I also hate the web. I got completely sidetracked today while I was searching for Gertrude Stein references and happened upon&#8230; <em>fembots!<\/em> How did this happen? But get this, I discovered there was a Fembot <em>ACTION DOLL!!<\/em>, and now I totally want one BAD.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"139\" height=\"157\" id=\"image109\" alt=\"fembot-doll.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/fembot-doll.jpg\" \/> <img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image110\" alt=\"fembotdollhead.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/fembotdollhead.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When I was a kid I was a huge Bionic Woman fan. Huge. This comic ran in Tower Records&#8217; Pulse Magazine, and a revised version is in <a href=\"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/books.html\">Monkey Food<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image107\" alt=\"perfectmoment.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/perfectmoment.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much as I love the web, I also hate the web. I got completely sidetracked today while I was searching for Gertrude Stein references and happened upon&#8230; fembots! How did this happen? But get this, I discovered there was a Fembot ACTION DOLL!!, and now I totally want one BAD. When I was a kid &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/20\/the-first-word-i-ever-searched-in-1997-was-bionics\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The first word I ever searched, in 1997, was &#8220;bionics&#8221;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}