{"id":687,"date":"2006-09-14T20:39:06","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T00:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/?p=687"},"modified":"2008-12-20T20:40:50","modified_gmt":"2008-12-21T00:40:50","slug":"lustlab-ad-of-the-week-9-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/14\/lustlab-ad-of-the-week-9-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Lustlab Ad of the Week: 9\/14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s another classic! How many phallic symbols can you count on this garden gnome? Tee hee, mushrooms; tee hee, finger in the air. But really&#8230; how do you masturbate on a garden gnome?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"devushkalorez.jpg\" id=\"image35\" src=\"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/devushkalorez.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s another classic! How many phallic symbols can you count on this garden gnome? Tee hee, mushrooms; tee hee, finger in the air. But really&#8230; how do you masturbate on a garden gnome?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=687"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":690,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/687\/revisions\/690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ellenforney.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}