For updates, please visit my 1 2 How D’ya Smoke Pot and Stay Out of Jail? "Be cool, be careful, and keep your mouth shut." This one caused quite a stir. (See The Stranger’s Letters to the Editor: 12/6/01 and 12/13/01.) 1 2 How D’ya Talk About Drugs With Your Kid? This was in response to the "Smoke Pot and Stay Out of Jail" comic. The Final Soundtrack Personally, I hope to be listening to Led Zeppelin when I die. How to be a Fabulous Fag Hag!! Based on an interview with Margaret Cho. How D’ya Sew an Amputated Finger Back On? This was in honor of the Fourth of July. Kids... fireworks... you know? The Scariest Movie I’ve Ever Seen A: Poltergeist! This is a collaboration with my fabulous writer friend Tamara Paris (http://www.smartmouthproductions.com) How to Be a Successful Call Girl Based on an interview with former Manhattan Call Girl, Tracy Quan. Thanksgiving gag Remember drawing turkeys by tracing your hand? Winter gag Oh, it’s so hard to resist cocoa in the wintertime.